There’s been a lot of hate for the App store approval process over the past… well, ever since the App Store surfaced. It seems like anybody who has ever touched the SDK has a bad word to say about the draconian Apple iron curtain. The iPad’s recent release has incited similar levels vitriol – it’s closed, Apple is taking over the world, blah blah.
Apple seems to be blocking applications that duplicate native iPhone apps,...
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I’ve recently been playing around with monetizing one of my applications: Filetweet. It’s a fairly simple application, designed to allow you to send files over Twitter. You may have seen it; some of you may have even used it.
It’s the first application I’ve built that I’ve tried to charge for – as an experiment. Using the excellent Spreedly service, and the not-quite-so-excellent PayPal merchant gateway service, it’s really easy to st...
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People sometimes ask me “How can I get good at programming?” “How can I get really good at Javascript?” The sad thing is, I don’t bother answering these questions any more. What inevitably happens is, I give people a list of things to read and try out, then come back 6 months later to find them in exactly the same spot. So what’s going wrong here? I think they’re after the wrong thing.
The problem here is that they know what they want...
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I’ve been at Buildconf for the last two days. It was one of the best conferences I’ve been to. So instead of writing a whole bunch of tweets, which would be annoying, I’ve decided to write a blog post with a list. To make it interesting, count up the number of points you can identify with and leave your score in the comments.
Finding out how to open bananas...
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As you all may have noticed, I’ve been playing around with some cool live-action stuff. At FOWA London, I built a live Twitter feed. The original idea was to build an app to complement HelloApp, a .NET site built by Carsonified for the
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Writing code for a living can be a bit depressing at times. It has a lot to do with the fact that it’s a sedentary, and often lonely occupation – especially if you work by yourself, for yourself. Lonely hours at a computer screen does wonders for the soul. However, I think it’s important to remember something:
Programming is fucking awesome.
There are a lot of reasons why this is a popular belief. You’re in charge of a system, and you h...
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In December last year, I built my own personal site to advertise my new-found employability – www.elliottkember.com. Then, looking at my twitter background, I figured it’d be cool to have a similar image on my own site – a bit of continuity. Then, I was talking to Greg Annandale when a thought occurred to me:
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So there I was, in a RyanAir Boeing 737-800 coming back from FOWA Dublin. Having just spent three days partying it up I was a little under the weather. It was late, it was raining, and I wanted to sit back bolt upright, read my Jeremy Clarkson book and drink my €5 Coke.
During take-off, the crew turn off all the lights in t...
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The other day I was in the local coffee shop dealing to my addiction. I couldn’t help but notice that the guys behind the counter were speaking in a foreign language. We’ve all heard this language: “Double cap out, no foam”, “Chai mocha skinny half with space”, “Moon unit alpha, tennis elbow”. It sounds like some kind of indecipherable language – the secret code of the Illumilatté, if you will.
I realise, of course, that these contractions are inevitable when you’re performin...
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